It seems like everyone these days are commiting suicide or shooting people randomly due to this financial crisis.

So Damn I’m Cute wants to tell you awesome viewers, DON’T KILL YOURSELVES OR ANYONE ELSE! This awful time will end in  about 2 years, it might seem forever but it’s really not! Killing yourselves won’t solve this problem. Go to counseling, therapy…everyone has their ups and downs in business.

Be safe!!!

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog

So I thought I could diss Holly Madison…but I can’t. I feel sad for the hoe.

Recently she told TMZ, “Hef and I aren’t togehter.” The bitch has been on his nuts forever. She wanted a baby, a family…and all that time with him…wasted.

Well at least she’ll start living her life now.

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog

Lauren Conrad fails at all her friendships.

“I woke up this morning and it seems like just about every gossip magazine or blog has a story about Lauren hooking up with Justin. I’m not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful.”

The world is not out to get you.  Whether you hooked up with him or not…it shouldn’t affect you. You look like a little bitch when you say you’re hurt and confused. Stop that nonsense. Fight back. Say - Hell yeah we hooked up and it was awesome.  No one expects that shit from you.

And don’t even say ” Well I’m a truthful person”. Apparently, the truth is getting you nowhere.  Sad right? Live with it.

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog

He looks like a bundle of sleepy joy!

This is Minnie Driver’s newborn Henry! Isn’t he absolutely adorable? And for once a celebrity chooses a name that doesn’t rhyme with some sort of food. Congrats Minnie! We wish you and your family the best!

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Yes parents.

Your 8-year-old daughter is now going to ask you to get her belly button pierced. ALL THANKS TO MILEY CYRUS!

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog

If Miley Cyrus was a dude, she would be douchebag of the day every flipping day.

Anyways, we need to shut the bitch down. Remember that whole ridiclous Disney birthday celebration she had? Well she’s not only pissed off tons of parents with the tickets being 250 a pop…but she’s also pissing of the locals. Some dude mailed perez saying:

as u probably know the fireworks at disneyland go off at 9:30 on most nights. apparently when u get tons of money for a private paty u get fireworks at 11:30 pm. on a sunday! we thought an explosion went off over there! (we live real close) when the fireworks go off normally they always start small and then esclate. last night it was just BOOM BOOM! and it was very late. most people im sure were in bed getting ready for a tedious work week to try to pay off a home that they may lose, but not miley. she got a fourth of july worthy fireworks show and so did thousands of anaheim residents who had no idea it was coming. love your site..peace!…kevin in anaheim

Annoying, annoying dumb bitches who worship the shit she walks on. They need to go home and turn off Hannah Montanah and start watching Charm School or some shit.

Someone punch Miley Cyrus in the face.

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog

Thanks to Kim Kardashian, you should hide your 14-year-old daughters in a basement.

I don’t even know if her posting this piture is legal. This sort of triggers the minds of any pedophiles……like Hulk Hogan.  And it just makes everyone feel a little uncomfortable.

Like hey it’s a good picture..but then again it’s a step away from kiddie porn. (Ew)

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog

Brooke Hogan is guilty on counts of attempting to look like a stripper and attempting to look like a woman. 

Seriously what the eff this this dumb shit wearing? Actually, why is she wearing this? Did Daddy tell her it looked hot? If she really wants to go for the tranny look, she needs a little more volume in her hair.

By the way bitch, The Pussy Cat Dolls called and they want their damn bra back.

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog

Let’s piss on his grave. We waited for this for 13 years….

O.J will most likely be spending the rest of his life tossing the salad in jail for armed roery, armed burglary, armed kidnapping, consipracy and assualt with a deadly weapon. Let’s not forget he’s also going to jail for being a kniving bitch.

Murdererrrrrrr!!!!

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog

Jessica Simpson looks as if she just underwent a lobotomy. Unfortunately, she didn’t. She’s just a little tipsy…

I wonder what she would look like with a lobotomy though..

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog